UMMMM... COOL?!

WHAT'S THIS? TALES OF THE DRUNKEN PALADIN WASN'T MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME ENOUGH BEFORE, SO I HAD TO MAKE A BRAND NEW TRAILER FOR IT?

WELL, ISN'T THAT DANDY. THIS GAME COSTS A BRAIN-SHREDDING $0, SO GET IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND AND GET ALL GREEDY. ALSO, SWING BY THE FORUM TO DISCUSS MATTERS THE HEROES WHO BROUGHT THIS GAME TO YOU (ME).

Thanks to Penny-Arcade for permitting me to use the deep crow!

Tales of the Drunken Paladin (Latest Patch Released)

ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN?


TOO LATE.

Tales of the Drunken Paladin: Book III has just released its largest and most MIND-SPLINTERING patch to date, including all new boss fights and quest lines.

Perhaps you're looking to fight Penny-Arcade's DEEP CROW. Done and done:
























Maybe you were in the mood for a little GIANT RADIOACTIVE BULL? We got that too:
























Or was it that you just WANTED TO HANG OUT. Let's do it.

Tales of the Drunken Paladin: Book III (It Has Begun)

You might be thinking to yourself: When's a good video-game going to come out where the main character isn't an androgynous half-creature or some kind of super-soldier hell-bent on destroying everything in its path? Or maybe you weren't thinking that, but in any case, you are now.

And I have an answer: It already did.

Tales of the Drunken Paladin: Book III is an RPG developed in the style of old-fashion console RPGs (the golden days, my friend). Its protagonist is a man whose faults are many and glaring, but whose humanness is tangible and heart-breaking, while simultaneously charming and absurd. He is a man who had everything and does not even realize that he has lost it all. It is a light-hearted story about heavy subjects, and above all, it is raved by many as the funniest damn thing around.

So give it a a shot and register on the forums while you're over there so I can hear your responses! I promise you that (so long as you are an adult capable of making rational decisions), it won't be a waste of your time.